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| Asaf Braverman reads a quotation at a Fellowship of Friends meeting (Photo: "mcorolli") |
"WhaleRider" wrote on the Fellowship of Friends Discussion blog, July 15, 2020:
How To Improve Your Status in the FOF Harem
Are you a young male follower who thinks he deserves that fresh new pair of Ferragamo shoes and all expense paid trip abroad, so others will be jealous of you instead?
Sick and tired of working those long grueling hours in the rain or hot sun during the day and then having to demean yourself at night for a few fleeting moments of physical pleasure…just to avoid being deported?
Want to experience what really goes on during those exclusive, all night wine cellar symposiums you’ve heard about?
You too can enjoy the exalted status of a royal FOF consort with all the privileges of the “chosen few” in Burton’s inner circle, if you take these time-tested steps:
- Leave your wife or girlfriend BEFORE Burton gets rid of her for you
Remove any obstacle that might get in Burton’s way or whom might
question why you are out so late, or better yet, don’t get involved with
women at all no matter how many FOF women offer to have sex with you.
Burton views women as competition and the evil source of “feminine
dominance”. To him, women are like dolls who are to be adorned with
tacky cameos and regarded simply as background “impressions”. Remember
this is a guy who wouldn’t even attend his own mother’s funeral.
- Make known your wish to move to Apollo as soon as possible
Although it may rock your world, one blowjob at an outlying center means
nothing to him. Burton has a voracious sexual appetite for “new meat”,
so your chances of getting in on the action after hours at Apollo are of
course greatly improved by proximity. If you happen to be young and
attractive enough, you may be given the opportunity to be trafficked to
Apollo for free if you are also destitute and cannot afford the plane
ticket, so have your passport up to date and ready. But once there you
must be patient and stay put in order to prove your loyalty. Don’t be
discouraged when you learn there are quite a number ahead of you. Mark
your calendar and make sure you are always available on Valentine’s Day
and Burton’s birthday.
- Smile demurely whenever among others, and say yes to everything you are asked to do, no matter how bizarre or inconsistent with your morals
Your reputation for being compliant is crucial! Never show
your teeth when smiling, tell jokes, or laugh out loud You will be
tested for any inkling of “willfulness” by Burton’ and his sadistic
pimps, so be prepared to dispense with your dignity, abandon all
critical thinking, shovel camel dung, and max out your credit cards.
After all, you can’t put a price on paradise and immense debt makes the
heart grow fonder.
- Maintain personal hygiene, decorum, and always adhere to the FOF’s strict dress code
Appearances are everything in the FOF, no matter how shallow. Only
wear gold jewelry, even if it’s fake. Make sure your clothes are pressed
and spotless, your shoes remain polished even when picking grapes or
olives, brush your teeth often, and always chew food with your mouth
closed. Never burp, fart, or hiccup in Burton’s presence and always
leave at least half or more of the delicious food on your plate at the
end of dinner, no matter how hungry you are.
- Volunteer to be a server at his dinners or events
Once Burton
has had a few glasses of wine your chances of eventually being on the
menu increase exponentially. Keep silent, move slowly, and nod your
head with a look of awe at everything Burton says. Hang around
afterward and thank him profusely for the opportunity to be so
subservient. He probably won’t remember your name, but he will remember
that.
- Repeat and practice everything you have been told about what makes a “good student”
It is imperative that you be regarded as a “good student” by others in
the FOF hierarchy. Never ever criticize anything, unless you read it on
the blog. See the “hand of higher forces” in anything that happens or
that Burton does, regardless of how destructive, cruel or meaningless.
That also means informing on others who break the rules, and most
importantly, always talk about how lucky you feel for having joined.
- Memorize quotes of conscious beings
The more pithy quotes you
can rattle off, the more you will be able to cover for Burton’s
dementia, and the more he will want you hovering around him outside his
bedroom, especially when he is “teaching”. Never correct Burton if he
says something stupid.
- Be on the look out to recruit others
Once you get close to
Burton, you will be expected not only to keep him informed of young
males who recently joined the group, but actively seek and recruit
naive, desperate, young males to whet his sexual appetite. You will be
handsomely rewarded the more people you place in the pipeline of his
rape factory.
49. WhaleRider [above]
Nailed it.
